It’s time we had a serious talk…about chili

by | Aug 9, 2023 | Pop/Life

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There is something that has been bothering me more as I have gotten older. No, it’s not typical old man stuff like electric scooters on the sidewalks, or those mobile bass machines disguised as cars that vibrate everything within fifty yards of them. And I no longer keep a lawn that gives me a chance to yell at the neighborhood kids to get the hell off of it.

This one is important, and come to find out, it matters to plenty of people. 

About five years ago, during an innocent what-are-we-having-for-dinner conversation with my wife, I became aware of the most disturbing thing. She believes chili — the food, the American staple — has a season. What!? Does that mean there is an off-season? Come to find out, in my house, after being married for several years, the apparent ridiculous answer to that ridiculous question is “yes.”

Since becoming aware of her oppressive perspective, I have noticed a tension, an unexplainable sadness in the household every year. It begins in mid-spring and lasts until September.  Until she confessed to covertly enforcing a season I didn’t know existed, I couldn’t identify the problem. 

It is a disagreement that is immune to my renowned Aristotelian talent of persuasiveness. 

So, I decided to take my plight to the streets. Surely, I could find people to back me up here. I asked the question, “Is there a chili season?” on a couple of the social platforms, and the answers surprised me. 

And the survey says

My anecdotal results show that about two-thirds of my network believe that chili does have a season. Within this disturbing majority, none see the season starting before September or later than October. Some connect their first pot of the season to cool weather while others connect it to football season in some way. 

It’s hard to be angry about the beginning of something good. But to these chili-season devotees, it’s the end of the happy period that starts to make them sound, well, like unreasonable dolts. 

One friend reported that her season ends “once she starts hearing the Sandhill cranes overhead.”

That belongs in the Farmers’ Almanac, and as much as I disagree, it is way better than the third of responders who believe chili is for the fall only. Only? I can’t help but describe people in this category as enemies of freedom.

My own niece, a woman of otherwise impeccable taste and a pillar of her community in Nashville, Tennessee believes in a season, but argues limiting chili makes it more special, comparing it to her favorite spiced, pumpkin latté. I give her points for not being mean about it. 

I had one married couple answer separately, were passionately on opposite sides, and seemingly haven’t had “the talk” with each other yet. Yikes. 

But chili talk is fascinating and unique in many other ways. When I asked a few thousand people if chili had a season, half of them immediately went off into rants about how their chili was the best. Some of them offered their resumés of chili cook-off victories, even though I didn’t ask.

One responder says she only eats her own chili. Period. She eats no other. I can’t decide what I think about that, but since she’s with me on eating it year-round, I’m going to endorse her here. 

Digging deep

After reading more than a few recipes, I could no longer avoid the other obvious debate question: what makes that pot of wonderfulness “chili” in the first place? Is it beans? Is it tomato based? Does adding noodles break a rule?

Oh my. This is like asking the proverbial chicken or the egg question, and then also asking what church the chicken goes to. I’ve had this talk many times during controversies at chili cookoffs, never getting anywhere near an agreed-upon resolution.

Chili’s passions are what has led our culture to compete at it. And while I think food contests are conceptually dumb, a room full of different chili should rank above Disney as the happiest place on earth. 

In the coming weeks, kitchens across America will return to life with what I think is our most important food. I’m glad this annual darkness, known as the off season, is nearing its end. 

However, it is important to report to my year-round chili lovers that the people who believe that chili is a seasonal food walk among us. They are hard to identify, impossible really, but wherever you go, they are near. 

I am one of seven kids, and both of my parents were great cooks, particularly at making large pots of hot food. The pot they used was the “chili pot.”

The year-round crowd has room for you. Join us now. You’ll thank me later. 


  1. Rick Jones

    Thanks for another great column!
    This one is near & dear to my heart, as my wife and I have debated this subject for many years, never coming to a conclusion that I was completely comfortable with. I was allowed 2 sometimes 3 pots of chili from April til September, then 3 per month, if needed for the “cooler months”.
    Keep up the good work, fighting the good fight!

  2. Betty Ragle

    Sorry Michael, Wifey is right! Growing up in a family of 10 children (7 boys), Fall weekends ALWAYS revolved around Sports (either playing or watching) and Mom always had a chili pot cooking on the stove. Personally, I could eat it year-round. Hope you two are doing well……great article!


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